Let me start by saying I am all for the little creatures. I'm usually the first one to go "awww" when I see a little animal or bird or whatever. I defend the burrowing squirrels that have made a mess of my brother's yard. Don't want to poison the gophers even though you can't walk through my yard without twisting your ankle.
But the fucking bird has GOT TO GO.
What the hell is it so happy about???
And why does it have to sing it's freaking loud ass song at 5:30 in the morning??
It's not a nice simple bird call. It's an elaborate concert performance with melody after melody after melody.
Shut the fuck up already!!!Pin It