Friday, May 28, 2010

Too Good To Last

I remember the day I met you.

That trashy girl at work,
she had her hands around you.
I couldn't help but watch
as she devoured you with her mouth.

I knew at that moment,
that someday,
I too would have you.

But first?
I had to find out where you lived.

I asked around a bit
and it was revealed.



Ahhh so close to work.
I can just pop over
and drive by your window,
 and have my way with you.

Then?
I found out how much it was going to cost me.

Just THREE BUCKS
and some change.
Totally worth it.

And THEN???

I had you in my hands.



And we began our love affair.

UNTIL...

Today.

When you showed me your true colors.



Little did I know
you were trying to kill me.
I feel so ashamed
that I didn't see the signs.

So it's with great sorrow
that I must say

Goodbye
my lover,

I shall miss you!!!
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3 comments:

Mary~Momathon said...

I'm not going to look up the nutrition facts for the Teriaki burger. I'm in love!!!

Susie said...

OMG you are so funny...and WOW you would think that is some what healthy!

samsstuff said...

So funny! It's shocking to find out what some of those things actually contain nutritionally, I'm not sure I want to know, I need to know, but I don't want to...

Happy SITS Saturday Sharefest!

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