Good morning happy Tuesday!
Another day another adventure haha.
Yesterday Simon got off her cable. I went out to take Snookie out and Simon was just laying in her usual spot when she takes off running. I threw Snookie in the house and then grabbed Simon's leash and screamed at her to no avail. She was almost to the main road where people drive 80 miles an hour. She was right next to the fence and I about lost my shit thinking she was going to get ran over.
I started just running along the road behind my house and she was like oh fun and came running (Thank God!) but then was still being an asshole running around the neighbor's yard. The guy there came out probably wondering who was being murdered named Simon and she had went to him and he was able to grab her collar.
I got in the house then had an asthma attack and gagging and had to sit on the toilet so I wouldn't pee my pants ugh lol. Stupid dog! So I have to double make sure I turn the little lock thing on her tie out since that's the 3rd time she's got off. She almost committed suicide that time. Sheesh. My throat is still a little scratchy from screaming at her.
She says "Sorry not Sorry" and "I'd do it again" and "Probably will"