Thursday, July 24, 2008

Dear Target,

I'm writing to offer you a proposal. After our experience in your beautiful new store was cut short today by my hysterically crying five year old, I have come to the conclusion that you should

1.) Have a child's play area with someone to watch my kids while I shop

2.) Have a bar on the premisis.

It's a win win situation! Kids have fun, mom has fun. Mom leaves happy after spending tons of money in your store and the kids had a great time playing!

Today you had neither in your store and I had to leave so quickly I only spent $6 in your store.

Think about it.

Your want to be customer,

JuliePin It


Sarah said...

Bwaahaaahaa! I never thought Target could get any better...but a bar onsite!! WHOOP WHOOP! :O)

Unknown said...

Well our target here has a Starbucks, but a bar sounds intriguing. Not to mention a kiddie pen. Hmmmm

Anonymous said...

I like how you think. Sometimes the Starbucks just doesn't cut it! I'd support you.

Anonymous said...

A martini bar! We should start a petition now!

Ashley. Unscripted... said...

Can I get in on this? The only thing to make Target more perfect would be child care and a bar.

You can stop at the bar on your way in, drop off your kid, shop, spend too much money, grab a Starbucks to sober up on the way out, pick up your kid.
Perfect. I would be in Target everyday. Oh no wait, I pretty much am anyway.

Kellan said...

Think about it - ACK! So funny!


Katrina :) said...

Where can we vote? I am in!!!

Claremont First Ward said...

Target So needs a play area. Especially since their "target shopper" is US! Seriously.

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